What is it?
What is it about men that cause them to be so unintellegent when you need them? How do they not understand how to read people? You’re crying, and they stare at you like you have the plague. You’re mad and they can’t understand anything that you say. You decide to put out and they, out of all nights, pass out in the living room. You come home excited and they wonder whats so great about the news. You say ‘I’m fine’ while smoke is coming out of your ears, and they think you’re excited. You’re pull-out-your-hair stressed out and they think that you are in the mood. You tell them to have a great time and they think you’re nagging. You slap them in the middle of a heated argument and they ask, “What was that for?”
I have the answer. Because they’re stupid. It’s got to be some type if innate sense. Anytime an emotion comes into the arena something triggers. It’s like they go into emotional hypo-drive. They become a whole different person.
Better yet why do women put up with it? Why aren’t there more women serial killers out there. Who do we have? Lorena Bobbit? Well she didn’t kill him, but still. I think it’s because women tend to be more compassionate. And, really, if it weren’t for women the human race would cease to exist. Not solely because of our childbearing and rearing abilities. But because who else would teach you how to use the microwave?
